For someone who loves beer and wine as much as I do, I find the fact that I keep venting about dumb alcohol issues somewhat ironic, but nevertheless…

Here’s the definition of a true emergency in Parker, Colorado.

I’ve put together a simple contingency plan for my family for just such emergencies.
• Go to the liquor store on Saturday.
• If you don’t make it to the liquor store on Saturday, drink water with your meal on Sunday.